My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza is always there for you
When people give Elsa crap for being “too sexy” for Disney
For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.
YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!
guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
oh my god
it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something
the most stressful post on this website
things to say during sex
- gee whiz
- are you feeling it now mister krabs
- shark bait ooh ha ha
- lets win this for mother russia
- whats your gamertag
- getcha head in the game
- PULL THE LEVER KRONK
boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
My favourite thing in the world is when guys say stuff like “Girls, take it from a guy; we prefer you with no makeup” etc etc as if girls just wear make up to impress guys
as opposed to
because they want to
and by favourite, i mean i hate those guys
Look everyone, a feminist!
This is the first time I’ve been called a feminist I’m a 20 year old man in pyjama pants
this is unacceptable
HOW DARE YOU
THAT LEMON WANTS TO BE A LIME YET YOU WANT TO TELL IT THAT IT’S CHOICE IS UNACCEPTABLE??
CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE
those are kiwis
Tumblr in a nutshell
I thought they were potatoes