boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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billyjojo:

keethrichards:

oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something 

billyjojo:

keethrichards:

oh my god 

it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something 

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zackisontumblr:

meanplastic:

THE ENEMY

the most stressful post on this website

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bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK

(Source: literallyrad, via pizza)

ive-been-sherl0cked:

scraggay:

boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys

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merrybenjamas:

sharkrobot:

merrybenjamas:

My favourite thing in the world is when guys say stuff like “Girls, take it from a guy; we prefer you with no makeup” etc etc as if girls just wear make up to impress guys

as opposed to

because they want to

and by favourite, i mean i hate those guys

Look everyone, a feminist!

This is the first time I’ve been called a feminist I’m a 20 year old man in pyjama pants

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hurler-et-crier:

pimpabra:

frickingjade:

basicperfectionist:

nipplebutt:

this is unacceptable 

image

HOW DARE YOU

THAT LEMON WANTS TO BE A LIME YET YOU WANT TO TELL IT THAT IT’S CHOICE IS UNACCEPTABLE??

CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE

those are kiwis

Tumblr in a nutshell

I thought they were potatoes

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iwasbornwithmagic:


fishingboatproceeds:

neqative:

my teacher gave me the fault in our stars M&Ms and i’m secretly fangirling. 

The world is weird.

Says the man who covered his face in Sharpie.

iwasbornwithmagic:

fishingboatproceeds:

neqative:

my teacher gave me the fault in our stars M&Ms and i’m secretly fangirling. 

The world is weird.

Says the man who covered his face in Sharpie.

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girllookitthatbody-ahh:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Jennifer Lawrence playing with The Hunger Games action figures during an interview. 

Lolz Jennifer you so silly.

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